Monday, August 14, 2017

Wicker Park: Burglar Busted When He Stops To Masturbate, Cops Say

He's facing hard time. But the court may let him plead down to a misdewiener.

Cops caught up with a 24-year-old burglar Sunday afternoon because he took a break from his escape to masturbate in a nearby gangway, police said.

Gentry | Chicago Police Dept
A Wicker Park resident called police around noontime after seeing a man enter his home and steal an iPad in the 2000 block of West Le Moyne.

Cops were speaking with the victim when another 911 call was dispatched: A woman on a nearby street said a man was masturbating outside of her house—and her description of the man closely matched the burglary offender.

Officers said they rolled up to the woman’s home just in time to see Michael Gentry take off running. They caught up with him in a yard in the 1400 block of North Leavitt.

He just happened to be carrying an iPad and the burglary victim was able to identify him, police said.

Gentry is charged with one count of burglary. Bail is set at $250,000.
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27 comments:

  1. It's OK. He. Can keep the iPad.

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  2. He should been also charged with masturbating in the presents of the woman for some odd reason the police minimize charges

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    1. It's not the police minimizing charges. It's your elected democratic officials at the states attorneys office. Keep voting democrat and expect more of the same.

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    2. Masturbating in the *presence of a woman should not be the crime, it's masturbating in public. If I went outside today and starting flogging the dolphin in front of an all boys school I'd still go to jail.

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  3. I'm sure he'll get a schlong sentence.

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  4. ...just trying!to pull a fast one, I guess...

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  5. SBM, 24, turn-ons include foot pursuits and burglary...

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  6. Let's keep it mature, guys!!!

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  7. These criminals know Lake View area has no police and the residents victims of crime have no guns and will not confront criminals. If they did this type of activity/s in their own neighborhood the victims would shoot them.

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  8. The Dem's inner city, such a sophisticated, glitzy, and exciting place. LOL!

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  9. What a jerk!
    No, really...

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  10. Horrible prejudice against solosexuals !!!!!!!
    Horrible, I say.

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  11. Cook county.
    He'll beat the charge too.

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  12. not a smash and grab but a grab and jerk

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  13. Update!! He got arrested again trying to sell a stolen bike on OfferUp site.

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  14. Anonymous from August 14th at 11:44 PM

    Police don't always minimize charges. Maybe the police did not witness him actively masturbating and if the woman didn't want to sign a complaint and go to court as a witness, then there's not enough there to get charges approved for publicly pleasuring himself. But it's great that the information she gave led to his arrest for burglary.

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  15. Weird, the only thing that comes to mind (not a pun) is that he might have stolen some porno along with the iPad and just had to stop and look at it and he got aroused.

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  16. Can't stop laughing at some of the comments on SCC who cross posted your story, CWB!!!

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  17. Let he who has never run a batch in a gangway while watching porn on a stolen iPad cast the first stone.
    *THUD*
    *BOINK*

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    1. I didn't know it was stolen.

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  18. The poor copper who had to handcuff & search Mr. Michael "Sticky Fingers" Gentry.

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  19. When he steals cars is that called autoeroticism?

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  20. Welcome to Shitcago! To tell you the truth is I don't know what I'm more ashamed off Living in Crook County or the city

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  21. After he busted, he got busted.

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  22. @update - different guys did the bike job which was stolen and recovered 1 block south. Arrested were Payton Lamar, Gwenel McKeebey, Brandon Carroll and a 17 year old. Rumor is that they're buds with mr. jack-n-jerk.

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    1. Gwenel McKeebey has been on electronic monitoring for trying to steal a tip jar at a Craft Pizza. A lot of good electronic monitoring does.

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