Thursday, July 06, 2017

LSD-Packin' SK8ER Took Stolen City Golf Cart On Park Half-Pipe, Prosecutors Say

Tarasiuk (inset) is charged with taking a stolen city-owned E-Z-GO golf cart on the Wilson Skate Park.
UPDATE JULY 7 4:26PM—There's video, doods! Check it HERE.
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We’re so STOKED to tell you this story, brah.

A Franklin Park skater who got bored with his board is accused of taking a stolen city golf cart on the half-pipe at Wilson Skate Park near Montrose Beach.

A line of E-Z-GO carts await duffers at Sydney Marovitz in this Google image
26-year-old Tony Tarasiuk stole the golf cart from Sydney Marovitz golf course around 5 p.m. on June 25 and then raced it to the skate park for a little fun, prosecutors say.

SICK!

And—if you can believe this—the guy was carrying two tabs of LSD, too, according to charges.

A typical E-Z-GO golf cart | E-Z-GO
RAD!

A golf course employee saw Tarasiuk take the cart and directed responding officers to the skateboard course at Wilson moments later.

Eww. SKETCHY!

Cops arrested Tarasiuk and gave the E-Z-GO cart back to the golf worker for safe keeping.

Tarasiuk is charged with theft of over $500 and possession of a controlled substance.
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15 comments:

  1. Ok. You're 16 years old. You pull a stupid ass stunt like taking a stolen golf cart out on a skate park. You're just a dumbass.
    Do the same, at the ripe ol' age of 26....well now...you're really a certified dumbf¥<€.
    There's a difference.

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  2. Totally, like, radical and tubular!

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  3. He was a day tripper...a one way ticket yeah....

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  4. What could be more fun then taking a golf cart onto a half pipe while tripping balls. What an idiot! What happened to just chillin and watching yellow submarine or the wall?? I must be to old to understand...

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    1. *What could be more fun than...

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  5. Dats SUPA SMOOV, Tony, SUPA SMOOV!

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  6. Bet those parents are proud of their boy!

    BTW, 26???!!! Grow up, dude.

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  7. This is your brain on ....drugs...
    Ummmm yeah....what brain.
    Steamed garden slugs have more brain power.

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  8. The video addition is nice. It shows that there are idiots of all races in Chicago. Non-existent parenting and a terrible school system. I doubt these dopes were taking a break from their studies and just blowing off steam. If you are still in your late 20's and hanging out at a skate board park you are a loser.

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    1. Video has me so confused?! Skateboarding hipsters that rap? Is this a new breed of stupid?

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  9. Something tells me that soon enough Mr Darwin and Mr Tarasiuk will meet. And society will be well-served.

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  10. If that golf cart costs less than $1,000, then I'd like to buy it.
    Why wasn't he charged for stealing something worth more than $1,000? Since Little Kim stated she only prosecutes thefts over $1,000.

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    1. horsesheeet, kimmy has to prosecute. golf cart purchased by the city had to cost 10s of thousands.

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  11. Wow. Just wow on that video. There are actually people like that ? What the HELL was with the tatted up loser and the guy bustin rhymes was just....I dont even know. We are doomed.

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