Saturday, June 24, 2017

Pride: Man Charged With Urinating On Boystown Nacho Stand (And Other Weird Reports)

Perhaps Pride Fest organizers should consider installing more restroom facilities? Two men have been charged with relieving themselves in some strange places last weekend around Boystown:

Webster is accused of urinating on the Boystown 7-Eleven nacho stand "without permission."
22-year-old Lezzerick Webster walked into the Boystown 7-Eleven store at 3407 North Halsted around 1:30 last Saturday morning and “began urinating near and on the nacho station…food stand and food without permission of the owner,” according to prosecutors.

Webster then ran from the store and pushed two Northalsted security guards who tried to approach him, police said.

He’s charged with two counts of battery and criminal damage to property.

DelValle allegedly soiled the chips section at this Sheridan Road Subway.
In similar fashion, 47-year-old Timothy DelValle of Uptown is accused of “urinating on the wall and floor” of the Subway restaurant at 3952 North Sheridan around 5 p.m. last Saturday.

His actions “caused residue to splash onto chip bags, rendering them unsellable,” according to the owner’s complaint.

DelValle is charged with criminal damage to property.

Not A Copper

Elsewhere, 45-year-old Alberto Alvarez is charged with trying to steal a reel of copper wire from a warehouse near the United Center last week.

The story itself isn’t that unusual, but Alvarez’s choice of wardrobe that day is: He wore a Chicago Police CAPS “Court Advocate” polo shirt for the job.

What is it about CAPS these days?

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15 comments:

  1. Well, hats off to Subway for not selling the urine-splashed bags of chips. That was good of them.

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    1. How can you be sure they did not sell them?

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  2. "Sorry Judge, just thought this was an actual subway station."

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    1. HA! That that made me laugh :-)

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  3. "is that urine? nope,aint mine"

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  4. Did you see them get put into the trash? They aren't throwing anything away

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  5. Wow. You can't make this stuff up!

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  6. And on a more serious note, Chicago does need more places for people to pee unless they're spending $10 to buy something first. I don't give bums $ but I'd be glad to give them 50 cents to use the bathroom if CTA had pay ones at the stations.

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  7. (And you can always just show your i.d. and walk into Sidetrack to use the bathroom. I've done it before).

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  8. Loss for words other than disgusting

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  9. DelValle is a heroine addict that is picked up by the CFD sometimes 4 times in a month. I live at Irving Park & Sheridan and this fleabag is a cancer to the taxpayer.

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  10. I believe that there's a Chicago ordinance that requires restaurants to permit non-customers to use the restrooms. Not that it's enforceable or anything...

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  11. That ordinance hasn't passed nor is it called for a vote, but please call your Alderman and explain what a colossally stupid idea it is. Almost 30 of them signed off on it. SMDH😖

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  12. Ewwe...hope they replace the nacho stand

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  13. Goofus urinates near and on the nacho station food stand and food without permission of the owner.
    Gallant politely asks permission from the owner to urinate near and on the nacho station food stand and food.

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