Tuesday, November 01, 2016

HE'S OUT: Man Charged With Trying To Steal World Series Banner From Wrigley Field

A 53-year-old Lincoln Square man is charged with trying to steal a World Series banner from the side of Wrigley Field in broad daylight, prosecutors say.

Kinsloe | Chicago Police Dept
Robert J. Kinsloe climbed a ladder on the Clark Street side of the stadium around 11 a.m. Thursday and began using a pair of wire cutters to remove the once-in-71-years souvenir, according to court filings.

As you may have guessed, Cubs security intervened before Kinsloe could complete the removal process.

Kinsole, a self-employed construction worker, is charged with attempted theft.
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7 comments:

  1. That sound you all heard at 5:10 pm was not a clap of thunder. It was me, face-palming.

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  2. I swear, some people are just eat-up with the dumbass. How did he think he'd get away with taking that item without being apprehended? Geez.

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  3. Not quite a criminal mastermind.

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  4. I bet he serves his full sentence.

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  5. Once I stole a Hot Wheel from Kmart back in 1975. It was a Ford conversion van replica that I just had to have. I was 10 years old and got my ass kicked in the store and again when I got home.

    Chicagoland must not have had Kmarts, or the Hot Wheels were behind glass cases. My guess is he never got his ass whipped with a Hot Wheels track either.

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  6. And a MASSIVE congratulations to you, sir.
    Superb effort! At 11AM no less. You may well earn that place, right near the front entrance, in the Dumbass Hall of Fame.
    Here's a suggestion (like that's really going to matter, but what the hell)...if you think there's a chance you'll find yourself out on the street with human beings, ask for a chaperone. Get one with an IQ larger than his shoe size. That'll help.
    Oh, and don't chew gum unless your seated and concentrating hard on it.

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  7. i'll bet his face didn't look like that on his way UP the ladder

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