Not funny. Pigeons are the only decent thing left in this gutter trash city.
Chicago mayor Peter Cottontail commented. "These outstanding officers of the 19th district responded rapidly and as should be because all rodents lives matter. Weather they are running or just trying to fly away."
Believe it or not, we get calls that are a lot more ridiculous than this. If I wouldn't get in trouble for it, I would screen shot them. We only seem to get them on slow nights because we are only dispatched hot calls when in or close to a RAP. One of my favorites was a job where a lady said there was semen in her soup from a restaurant. in the job notes, the dispatcher asked why she thought there was semen in her soup, the caller said, "I dunno, it tastes like it." This job is a circus.
She must have been eating egg drop soup. I always thought it taste like semen. And yes, I'm gay.
OP here. Hahaha. That's hilarious. I'm not gay but I'm definitely going to be looking for swimmers the next time I eat egg drop soup lol. Maybe I should just ask for the "high protein" soup.