Saturday, August 13, 2016

52-Year-Old Man Rearranges Punk's Face In Wrigleyville

Rodriguez
Antonio Rodriguez’s mugshot tells the tale. He decided to pick on a man more than twice his age in Wrigleyville. And that man reset Rodriguez’s clock.

Witnesses told police that the 52-year-old victim was simply walking out of the Addison Red Line station around 7:45PM on August 3 when 21-year-old Rodriguez blocked his path, spit in his face, and started to punch the older man in the head.

That’s when the victim let loose, re-arranging Rodriguez’s much younger face and sending him to Illinois Masonic Medical Center for a tune-up.

Even after doctors cleaned him up, the damaged to Rodriguez’s face was easy to see in his mugshot. Police say he suffered a swollen face, black eyes, and multiple cuts. He’s charged with battery.

Alabama Slammer

Williams
A Tuscaloosa, AL, man is charged with reckless conduct and criminal damage to property after he picked up a brick and threw it through a random apartment window near Halsted and Roscoe, according to court records. The brick shattered glass that cut a 23-year-old woman who was inside the apartment, police said.

The apartment tenants chased after Marcus Williams, 21, who was arrested outside of Hydrate nightclub at Cornelia and Halsted.

That’s….Odd

27-year-old Rodolfo Barrientos of the West Lawn neighborhood is charged with assault after he allegedly barged into the Wrigleyville Taco Bell restaurant and threatened to “mess up anyone with blue eyes.”

A security guard took the opportunity to place Barrientos in custody until police arrived.
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30 comments:

  1. WTF is that growing out of little Marcus's head??? A plant, a shrub, a bush, a chia-chia pet? That right there is reason enough to arrest him.

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    1. He saw his face in the mirror and had to start throwing bricks.

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    2. He reminds me of Damon Wayans from those "Men on Film" segments of "In Living Color." Remember how he always wore a little hat at an impossible angle on his head?

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  2. Why is the Wriglyville Taco Bell such a hot spot? This is the third crime I've read occurred there recently

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    1. Drugs sold in the alley.

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    2. I hate to blame businesses, but I agree, this one adds nothing positive to the neighborhood.

      I've lived within blocks of it for 8 years and have never been, won't even walk in front of it anymore after seeing nonsense occur midday. I'm guessing that I'm not the only local who avoids it.

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    3. I worked super late one night and that Taco Bell was the only place open. I was surprised to see that there were 3 armed security guards hanging out inside.

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    4. I'd walk through the gates of hell for a Chalupa when I'm craving one. And this Taco Bell knows they're the only one around which is why it hasn't been updated in decades. I'm surprised it doesn't still have the clay roof.

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  3. Looks like Rodriguez will need a plastic surgery lol

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    1. Looks like his ears, nose and general bone structure was a lil F'd up before the "realignment". He might actually look better once it heals.

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    2. Lol. Oh so true... Little Punk needed a realignment. Congrats to the 50-year-old you're my new hero !

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  4. Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! And he looks so cute all busted up like that too.

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  5. get a scanner tuned to 460050 and you can hear all the loony crime and some times you can hear dispatch calling for a 1/2 hour for some one to answer the call shows how busy and the lack of police personnel we really have. My personal experience with calling 911 for intruder or man kicking down our front door takes as quick as 1/2 hour and some times over an hour with multiple 911 calls from other tenants in the building. We now have FOID cards and hand guns, shot guns. We have to vote for other people next time to get a better/ concerned for the safety of the family's living down here and our customers

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  6. Is that a popular hair style in Alabama? Looks like Twon from Living Colour's Men on Film.

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    1. I thought it was a pill box hat on first glance.

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    2. He got two snaps up... to the FACE.

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    3. Nah, he looks like Blaine. David Alan Grier played Antoine.

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    4. I get my gays mixed up all the time sorry.

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  7. It doesn't surprise me...a lot of 52 year olds are hard as nails.

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  8. https://youtu.be/AllF_PCpI5U


    This one is still the BEST though. I'm not always in agreement with veterans but this dude proved he was a REAL HERO in my book.

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  9. I live in the same building as the apartment that had the brick thrown at it. Apparently he wanted to crash a party at the apartment. I saw a copy of the police report that said "battery" and I wonder why the court records don't show an assault charge. Would love to see an update when the case resolves.

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    1. Assault ===> Battery ?
      Is this another example of Scumbag Emanuel's instructions to cheat on crime stats ? Is so, report it to the FBI local office and the Governor's office.

      No different than a trucker told to cheat in his log book to avoid the law.

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  10. I'm 50 - and still train in Muay Thai in Thailand for 6 weeks per year. Lots of guys at that age are plenty tough and since they are family men (and usually more conservative) won't tolerate much crap from others.

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  11. Love the Williams photo! I guess wearing topiaries are the latest thing.

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  12. I'm a P.O. in 19 and applaud this site. On the other hand, I see a bit of anti-police. The cold truth is I don't give a $hit about thefts, assaults, batteries, ect. Half the time the "victim" doesn't want service. 19 Paul all day.

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  13. That taco hell location means business, they have good security in there. The armed guard I saw in there had pro quality equipment and looked like he was competent.

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  14. When I hear crap like this I get so angry
    "Mess up anyone with blue eyes" he means white folks. Be careful!

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    1. Yeah, no shit. Iowa or Kankakee?

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  15. Antonio Rodriguez' little brother Armando is 'running' Lake View High School these days with his 'banger buddies, slingin' their goods and being an all-around menaces to the staff there. 'mando walks around like he owns Lake View.

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