Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Rahm's neighborhood CVS gets robbed AGAIN — 5th time in 18 months!

Welp. Mayor Rahm Emanuel's local CVS Pharmacy got robbed today.

It's the second time the store at 4051 N. Lincoln has fallen victim to an armed robbery since May 22. And it's at least the fifth time the store has been robbed in the past 18 months. Cops think one offender is responsible for the four most recent hold-ups.

A heavyset white man entered the store around 3:30 this morning, brandished an X-Acto knife, and robbed the cashier of about $70. The offender is about 45 years old, stands about 5'2" tall, weighs about 180 pounds, and wore black rim glasses and brown shorts.

That's consistent with the description of the man who robbed the store at 2:40AM on May 22.

It's also consistent with the description of the man who robbed the store at 4AM on July 24, 2015.

Not to mention being consistent with the description of the man who robbed the store at 5:15AM on February 17, 2015.

The offender, however, is not believed to be the man who robbed the store at gunpoint at 5AM on January 15, 2015.
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5 comments:

  1. That is a lot of risk and work for $70. Too bad that fat fuck can't bother to just work at CVS. I am sure he could sneak 5-10 candy bars a day to fill his gut and get paid. Moron.

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  2. Let's not worry about putting people with JOBS at risk. No no no. Let's just pat those misunderstood robbers on the head and give 'em a Burger King gift certificate for their trouble.
    Nice job there Preckwinkle / Fox / Rahm / Tunney / Cappleman and your whole Chicago clown car.

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    1. Probably got caught stealing at his last job. He'll never get another job again. A murderer can get a job after serving his/her time though.

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  3. This shit is so easy, I guess my day job should be robbing the North Center CVS. Thanks Rahm.

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  4. But Tunney said that we received 10 new police officers in the district. Didn't 5 of them go to guard the mayors neighborhood?

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