|Belmont Harbor (Gerald Farinas/Wikipedia)|
A park district guard stopped the man around 12:15AM, but the suspect turned and ran away through the park.
Unfortunately for the moron, he managed to leave his ID with security.
Upon learning that man’s address of record is the (WAIT FOR IT!) Howard Brown Health Center on Sheridan Road, police searched area streets for the suspect.
They soon found him walking in the 3800 block of Broadway. He was taken into custody after being positively identified by harbor security. Charges are pending.