Monday, May 18, 2015

CREEPER: Naked Man Jumps From Lakefront Bushes, Takes Pix

A naked man who likes to jump out of bushes and take pictures of people added an extra splash of energy to the Lakefront Trail this weekend.

The Lakefront Trail near Diversey Harbor (Google)
The first sighting of the peeled-down perv came around 11AM Saturday from a woman who reported that the man had jumped out of a bush along the path near Diversey.

According to the woman, the completely-naked man ran up to her on the bike path, but then turned back, put his clothes on, hopped on a bike, and pedaled away.

She described the guy as a 20-something Asian.

Near Belmont Harbor about 15 minutes later, 911 callers reported seeing a naked man jumping in and out of bushes, snapping pictures of passers-by. This time, the man was described as being Middle Eastern and in his 20's. He was last seen on his bike, pedaling back toward Diversey.

Officers were unable to locate the man.

Butt But, he came back for an encore performance.

Around 9:30 Sunday morning, 911 received more calls of people being scared by a naked man who jumped out of bushes near the Lakefront Path at Belmont Harbor. Once again, police were unable to locate the man.
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13 comments:

  1. I don't get why they are "scared."

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  2. Swift kick in the balls would resolve this issue.

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    1. I was laying on my stomach sunbathing in the park near Barry Street 20 years ago when I sensed someone behind me. I turned around to see a young, (handsome!) man on his knees very close to me completing his "business". I was so grossed out and infuriated that my instinct was to get up and kick him and chase him.
      Had I caught him, I'd have beaten the crap out of him and I was a young girl. Unfortunately, all I got was a sore instep as I got him on his shin bone instead of my intended target.
      What is the matter with some people? This was before cell phones and there were no cops nearby or I'd have called.

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  3. A nice can of Mace works just great with a short blast to the head of his penis.....................

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  4. Curious... Where does this man store is camera?

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  5. I wish this was the worst crime we had to contend with in our area.

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    1. I agree...these people complaining about a little nudity need a grip on reality.

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    2. Yeah. Naked dudes jumping out of bushes at people should be the new normalcy. Just like hanging out all night at Belmont and Sheffield. What could possibly go wrong?

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    3. Actually, I laughed my ass off coming across this guy's antics while reading the Helmont posting. Compared to the other shit on that posting, this one was a walk in the park. :->

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  6. It sounds like one of those Hey, Jackass shows. Or an art school project horribly misconceived.

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  7. Is this the same man who wanders Market Days in his disgusting mangy underwear while sniffing poppers?

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    1. It depends on which man in disgusting mangy underwear sniffing poppers at Market Days you mean. Please be more specific.

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    2. Maybe it was the Asian guy that walks around with nothing on but Saran Wrap dragging that ball and chain.

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