Friday, November 14, 2014

NUMBSKULLS: Charges After Incident At Rahm Security HQ

Baez gives us some duck lips. (Cook Co. Sheriff)
Edwin Torres and Maria Baez are the two knuckleheads who were arrested early Thursday morning after cops allegedly saw them breaking into vehicles at Mayor Rahm Emanuel's security detail headquarters.

Police say Ms. Baez went the extra mile on Stupidity Road by battering an officer who confronted the pair.

Baez, charged with aggravated battery and burglary, is held on $75,000 bond. Torres faces a felony burglary charge. He's held on $25,000 bail.

Torres. (Cook Co. Sheriff)
Torres and Baez were arrested near Irving Park Road and Damen shortly after the alleged crimes, which took place at an old firehouse in the 1700 block of Byron.

Emanuel lives about three blocks from the firehouse, which the police department established as his security headquarters shortly after his election as mayor.

The dimwitted duo lives nearby in the 4300 block of Winchester.
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12 comments:

  1. She needs some time in the slammer to wipe that smug look off of her face.

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  2. I don't get it. If she battered a cop, why doesn't she have a black eye?

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    1. Maybe the charges will stick better if she can't claim police brutality.

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  3. she battered a cop yet she is given bail? i'm surprised (but this wouldn't be the first time).

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  4. Yes why don't they both have bruised faces and black and blue eyes???
    Come on boys in blue

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    1. Because then they would turn around and sue for police brutality and the city would settle. And also the officers might end up having to pay punitive damages as well. The police are just punching bags now.

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  5. That is one fugly gene pool.

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    1. Imagine the off spring of that union ....

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  6. Two more rocket scientists.

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  7. If these people got the deserved ass whipping!
    Its the bleeding heart liberals who would feel sorry for these Offenders getting their just medicine, and a jury would give them money, while the outraged public would be looking to fire the Police Officers!
    Now a days, its better to do nothing if your an Officer!
    The name of the Police game is to retire and got it out of CESSPOOL named Chitcago!

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    1. It's probably better to do your job professionally as these officers did and as the vast majority of officers do. Apprehend offenders. Send them off to the courts. Go back out and do it again.

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  8. Damn, that fugly chick looks like the alien from the movie Predator...! Scary!!!

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