10:47AM - Woman fell and hit head, bleeding, temporarily unconscious, 3201 Halsted
10:55AM - 50-something man with chest pains, Montrose and Broadway
11:40AM - Woman passed out inside Mount Carmel church, Belmont and Orchard
12:46PM - Woman with "communication difficulties," Belmont and Clark
12:56PM - 70-year-old fainted and fell, Montrose and Broadway
1:07PM - Woman unconscious on Belmont Red Line platform
1:14PM - Woman passed out, Pine Grove and Diversey
1:15PM - Man passed out, Clark and Diversey
1:15PM - Man passed out, Halsted and Aldine
1:17PM - Woman "in and out of consciousness", 3228 Halsted
1:26PM - Woman out cold inside Forever Yogurt, Halsted and Cornelia
1:31PM - Man passed out, 811 Aldine
1:31PM - Elderly man passed out, Broadway and Oakdale
1:32PM - Woman "feels like passing out" at 2817 Broadway
1:36PM - Male, 70's, passed out by Sherwin Williams, Halsted and Aldine.
1:45PM - Still waiting for EMS at 811 Aldine. Another "downer" at Halsted and Melrose.
1:47PM - Six people are down on Halsted between Aldine and Buckingham.
1:50PM - Woman "passing out and throwing up", 3710 Halsted
1:52PM - 16-year-old girl having trouble breathing, 836 Aldine.
1:57PM - Woman having seizure, 4007 Broadway.
1:58PM - Woman passed out inside the Halsted Smoke Shop.
1:58PM - Man passed out near World Gym, Montrose and Sheridan
2:00PM - That 16-year-old girl is still waiting for an ambulance at 836 Aldine. She's joined by a man with a deep cut on his hand.
2:03PM - Elderly woman passed out behind the damaged police car, Buckingham and Aldine.
2:05PM - 19-year-old woman passed out, 3512 Halsted.
2:09PM - Ambulance needed outside of Bobtail ice cream shop.
2:15PM - Guy throwing up, passing out, 3214 Broadway
2:17PM - Two blocks away, another multi-tasker: man throwing up, passing out, and bleeding from the nose, 3016 Broadway
2:18PM - Woman passed out. Halsted and Roscoe.
2:20PM - Girl out. 4400 Broadway.
2:23PM - Man fell over a barricade, 4267 Broadway.
2:28PM - Woman passed out by Walgreens, Broadway and Diversey
2:31PM - 24-year-old woman "feels hot" and wants the fire department. Sheridan/Broadway.
2:32PM - Woman having seizure by the Goethe statue at Diversey and Commonwealth
2:37PM - Still no ambulance for the girl having trouble breathing at 836 Aldine since 1:52PM. Dispatchers say they will ask again.
2:39PM - What's the ETA on an ambulance for the woman having seizures by the Goethe statue? "Medic 2 is on the way."
2:40PM - Woman passed out, 3448 Halsted
2:42PM - Young girl is unresponsive and throwing up in the alley, 606 Diversey
2:46PM - They'll always have this memory: Two women and one man vomiting at 3351 Broadway.
2:49PM - Man down, 843 Irving Park Road
2:53PM - Person down and out at a Jimmy Johns
2:53PM - Female out, 721 Buckingham
2:53PM - Female out, Broadway and Wellington
3:00PM - EMS needed for an officer overcome by heat, Halsted and Buckingham
3:00PM - "Old gentleman" is down, Broadway and Sheridan
3:01PM - Mixin' it up: Female bleeding from the eye at a sushi restaurant on Halsted.
3:02PM - Girl passed out, 613 Briar
3:04PM - More than 30 minutes after his first request, an officer is still waiting for someone to help a woman who has now suffered multiple seizures at the Goethe statue near Diversey and Commonwealth.
3:05PM - Fire department finally made it to 836 Aldine where the girl had trouble breathing and a man had a nasty cut on his hand. Paramedics now need the police because someone was not pleased with their performance.
3:07PM - Female out. 3246 Halsted
3:07PM - Man out. 822 Belmont
3:08PM - Woman fell and cracked her head open in the bank parking lot, Halsted and Addison
3:08PM - No longer willing to wait for medics, officers drive their overcome colleague to the hospital in a squad car.
3:12PM - Man down at the gas station, Sheridan and Broadway
3:13PM - Girl "passed out and throwing up all over herself" at Halsted and Cornelia
3:14PM - 26-year-old woman with heat stroke, 3246 Halsted
3:15PM - Person down, Halsted and Clark
3:19PM - What's the ETA for the girl down at 613 Briar? "No ETA. They were requested."
3:21PM - "Female in distress" and vomiting, 621 Belmont
3:27PM - ETA for the girl who's "passed out and throwing up all over herself?" Dunno. But it's on EMS' to-do list.
3:29PM - Multiple females engaged in various combinations of passing out, vomiting, and bleeding, 3228 Clark
3:31PM - Man with a gash in his head. Broadway at Dakin
3:41PM - Checking again on the status for the passed out/throwing up on herself girl's ambulance. No status. Dispatchers will make another request.
3:41PM - Checking status of EMS at 621 Belmont. It's on the list. Dispatcher: "We're trying."
3:44PM - Ambo needed for intoxicated human at Halsted and Newport.
3:49PM - 36 minutes after police call for an ambulance to treat a girl who's passed out and vomiting on herself, waiting officers report that the girl's lips are turning blue.
3:50PM - OK. Does anyone on the route see a paramedic? "I see one, but he's stuck in the crowd."
3:51PM - Man out, Halsted and Newport.
4:08PM - Man passed out, Waveland and Fremont.
4:29PM - Woman, early 20's, unconscious and bleeding in the doorway to Whole Foods
4:30PM - Woman with gash on her leg, Diversey and Pine Grove
4:32PM - CTA Control reports woman passed out on Addison platform
4:33PM - Woman with heat stroke, 3531 Broadway
5:07PM - A woman is passed out in the cooling bus at Belmont and Broadway.