Sunday, March 30, 2014

(VERY) ODDS & ENDS: Strange Reports From The 'Hood

1:07AM Saturday: Officers are asked to accompany the fire department to Red Ivy, 3519 N. Clark. "A guy tried to kick in the door of a bathroom stall and he broke his knee."

You're Xcused

4:09PM Monday: Skyscraper Heels, 2202 W Belmont, reports that a shoplifter just stole 3 pairs of shoes and jumped into a black Mercedes bearing vanity plate "XCUSE MI." CPD record HX197134.

Reefer Madness

3:19PM Saturday: A woman calls 911 from the 500 block of Wellington. Her husband pushed her after she threw way his secret stash of marijuana. CPD record HX203394

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