Saturday, March 15, 2014

SHAMROCK FLAKES: St. Patrick's Revelers Come Rolling In

...and the St. Patrick's Day "entertainment" begins.

12:36PM - Huge party in an apartment, 600 block of Cornelia. It's big, it's loud, and people are urinating out the windows.

12:46PM - 2 Missouri residents cited for drinking on the public way in Wrigleyville.

1:03PM - Citation for drinking on the public way, 3546 Clark.

1:07PM - Woman down in the rest room at Casey Moran's. Ambulance hauls her away.

1:51PM - Michigan resident cited for drinking on the public way outside of Mullen's bar, 3527 Clark.

1:52PM - Disturbance. Sheffield and Addison. Additional unit requested.

2:02PM - Dust-up outside of Deuce's and The Diamond, 3505 Clark.

2:04PM - Citation issued for drinking on the public way 3500 Clark.

2:21PM - Order: Have party buses move on. If they idle outside of bars, the party will set up in the street.

2:25PM - Battery just occurred. Woman vs. woman at Roscoe and Clark.

2:37PM - Woman is thrown from a cab, has cut on her head. Ambulance en route. 3510 Clark.

2:39PM - Woman thrown from the cab is now refusing all police and medical services.

...And, on that note, we wish you a pleasant Saturday. CWB will have a full update bright and early tomorrow morning.


  1. I'm sure there is a lot more to come... unfortunately.

  2. Dang, it sounds fun. Too bad I am out of town this weekend.

  3. The thong goes on before the green jumpsuit lol

  4. It's 5:12pm. Just spoke on the phone to a couple of officers working Clark St. They said it's out if control. Any excuse for morons to get drunk, I guess.

  5. And this shit-storm, folks, is just a preview of what's to come in the spring and summer!!

  6. Everyone in Lincoln park and wrigleyville is from Michigan anyway. Sprinkled with Ohio and Wisconsin. Nobody from this city proper has any desire to live there. And all the ones from Michigan say they are from Detroit but they are really from suburbs outside of Detroit. And none of them know the gems of this city anyway. When they're out of town buddies come to town, they show them the bean downtown, make them drink Malort (which nobody from Chicago proper likes) and then takes them to bars in wrigleyville. Blah.

  7. Sounds like just another Opening day. Cubs fans are the worst. Cops hate Cub fans.