Saturday, October 26, 2013

VIDEO: Break-In At Pie Hole Pizza Caught On Tape


The crew over at Pie Hole Pizza Joint, 3744 N. Broadway, has uploaded a YouTube video of Saturday morning's break-in.

See if you recognize these Einsteins.

Editors' note: Some observant readers have noted that the time stamp on this video indicates that the break-in took place at 6:56AM, much earlier than the time indicated in CWB's report yesterday.  As is often the case with surveillance videos, the Pie Hole timer is incorrect.

8 comments:

  1. I think I recognize them......weren't they in some bad old 1970's Tex Avery/Tom and Jerry/Metro-Golden Mayer Cartoons? You know, the bumbling idiot criminals?? That dude looks like a teenage girl throwing a conniption fit when he can't get the iPad. Actually, that's probably a good visual for him trying to get a grip on his pathetic miserable no job life. If you're breaking into pizza parlours for iPads at 7am......I think you took a wrong step a few years back. Just sayin. Tell me nobody is this effing stupid.....

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    1. They are lucky they still have all of their appendages after trying to break through the glass like that. An all-around stupid plan.

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  2. That is a female, not a male.

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  3. Is this an audition video for America's Dumbest Thieves?

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  4. Made it on the Tribune!

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-caught-on-video-thief-loses-tug-of-war-with-ipad-20131028,0,5626067.story?track=rss

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  5. You may want to move this good development up to
    the top of the blog, but thought it should go with the
    actual crime story.

    Pie Hole Perp made it .. WITH THE VIDEO ...on ABC7 .. !

    Jeeze .. what an idiot! And kudos to the savvy owner.

    http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local/chicago_news&id=9304209

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    1. All of the big outlets were on this story today. NBC, CBS, Univision, Tribune, the whole shebang. We take pride in knowing that we had the story first. ;-)

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  6. We take pride in knowing that we had the story first. ;-)

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    As well you all should! Thank you !!

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