Tuesday, August 13, 2013

OVERNIGHT: Wrigleyville Vandals Get Krafty

Patrolmen reported that the giant Kraft Macaroni & Cheese noodle across from Wrigley Field was "toppled and compromised" by a group of evil doers at 2:15AM. Officers have encircled the noodle with crime scene tape because it presents a delicious-looking hazard to pedestrians.
The Kraft Macaroni & Cheese noodle is seen in happier times (l); Only its concrete base remained this afternoon (r).
UPDATE 4:00PM: @uhohjoy Tweeted this pic of the giant Kraft Macaroni & Cheese noodle on the move in Wrigleyville.



…And finally…



She's Not Too Fond Of You, Either
At 10:35PM, the 18th district alerted Town Hall officers to an incident near Fullerton and Lake Shore Drive in which a man threw a rock and spit on the driver of CTA bus #4158. The offender is described as a male, black, in his 40's, 5'10" tall, with a tattoo on his forehead that says, "I Hate My Mom."

UPDATE: A wonderful CWB comment provider shared some background on the "I Hate My Mom" guy.

Intrigued by our reader's information, CWB dusted off our Google skills and found these:

Terrible font. We're not so sure that we would have gone with that.

4 comments:

  1. This isn't the first time the "I Hate My Mom" Tattooed man has made the news:

    http://www.ble-t.org/pr/news/headline.asp?id=27701

    And here's the guy who gave him the Tattoo:

    http://articles.redeyechicago.com/2013-02-28/news/37164249_1_artists-ink-master-la-ink

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  2. Anonymous Anonymous said...
    This isn't the first time the "I Hate My Mom" Tattooed man has made the news:

    http://www.ble-t.org/pr/news/headline.asp?id=27701

    And here's the guy who gave him the Tattoo:

    http://articles.redeyechicago.com/2013-02-28/news/37164249_1_artists-ink-master-la-ink

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    Thank you for the tips, Anonymous. We really appreciate the background info!

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  3. Jeff on BuckinghamAug 13, 2013, 2:56:00 PM

    Love your sense of humor. The noodle story made me laugh. Thanks.


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  4. This is why we can't have nice things.

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