Quite simply, that means that any crime that isn't officially recorded in a police report is a crime that never officially happened.
Our good-natured 19th district officers may have stumbled upon a whole new way for politicians to ensure that crime continues to plunge "down."
Sunday July 21, 2013
Officer A: [Unit],where are you?
Unit: I'm at [address].
Officer A: Come around the back you'll see us here.
Officer A: We need your bilingual skills over here.
Unknown Officer: Hey! No english, no crime!