Saturday, June 22, 2013

BLOTTER: He Must Be New Around Here

Compared to everything else that went down overnight, this one almost seems quaint: Shortly after midnight, officers stopped a tall white male with brown hair wearing a white t shirt and blue jeans at the intersection of Halsted and Newport. Witnesses say he was tugging on car handles as he walked along the street. No report taken.

UPDATED 30 JUNE 2013: Confirmed that no report was deemed necessary in this matter.

1 comment:

  1. The people that your favorite psychic, restaurant or gay organizations hire to put their advertising on your car pull on door handles to put their junk under them too. If the door doesn't open, they put the crap under the windshield wiper. Now that's an entrepreneur.

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